"The Map" and Ken & Steve's "Researched Plan"

The first time that Ken shared this map with friends, he was almost laughed out of the room. Although he hit all 48 state borders with his red pencil line, even rolling a quarter over the line and coming up with about a 10,000-mile-trip based on the scale, it was pointed out to him, that where he drew his red line, there were no actual roads!